When you’re not so good with getting women to your bed whenever you want, you might want to appreciate every girl you CAN get, and take some precautions to make sure that sex with the new girl won’t be interrupted or ruined by anything.
Sometimes it’s her cell phone, sometimes it’s the lack of condoms, sometimes it’s a cop knocks on your car’s window and sometimes it’s your mom knocks on your basement door and wakes you up from your wet dream…
“Why the hell does this happen all the time?” you might ask…Well, the answer is pretty simple: you didn’t do the proper preparations.
What are the proper preparations?
Well, I made you a nice little list that will help you protect your sex opportunities.
Enjoy:
;-)
- Hide your porn collection.
- Get condoms (at least two) and put them in a hidden reachable place from your bed. Be sure you know how to wear one and when you do put one on yourself just before penetration, don’t use your fingernails. (Unless you want it to break during sex and catch her diseases or get her pregnant.) Also, check the expiration date beforehand.
- Scented candles or regular candles + incense = nice sexy atmosphere. (Note: some people get a headache from incense, so ask her if she likes it.)
- Have a few playlists (or CDs) of sexy music ready for these kinds of events located somewhere handy and use good speakers that can produce healthy low frequencies (Bass).
- Put clean sheets on and make your bed. Remove all the remotes and clothes from it.
- Turn OFF all cell phones and telephones. (Or switch them to silent.)
- Clean your bathroom and hide all kinds of embarrassing stuff from your medicine cabinet.
- Do not turn into a wuss-bag right before sex happens. If you acted like a man up to now, don’t change, because that’s what she was attracted to.
Don’t suddenly confess your feelings to her because this is one of the biggest mistakes you can do before having sex with a new woman. It will turn to be the big mistake you’ve made before NOT HAVING SEX WITH HER… (And you won’t even know that THIS is the cause of her “headache”…)
- Pee right before the act. Try not to drink beer before having sex because you’ll have to pee all the time. Same to her.
If you want to do it drunk, use Vodka… (Then she’ll even look better…)
- If you have a small office refrigerator around, fill it up with wine, chocolate, chocolate syrup, water, Vodka, honey and all kinds of yummy stuff for the lady guests. (And for you to eat off of them…)
- If you’re planning on videotaping it without her permission, (hey, it’s none of my business,) than I suggest you’d hide the camera REALLY well; otherwise you’ll not just lose your sex opportunity, you’ll also get the pleasure of introducing your balls to her foot and maybe even your ass to your new tattooed hairy cell mate… ;-)
- Have a nice lighting in the room: soft and gentle. Yellow is better than white. It’s best if you have a volume knob for it.
- Clean and air up the place before she arrives.
- Remember: Do not talk about boring dry topics with her. For best results keep her happy and laughing. Try not to talk about sex until it’s time.
- When you kiss a woman for the first time, you’ve got to be gentle. Try not to use your tongue until she starts using hers. You’ve got to remember that women usually think that if your first kiss was amazing, than you’re probably going to be amazing in bed as well, and if you don’t know how to kiss and you seem a little clumsy or excited or not so much in it, than you’re probably going to be clumsy and terrible in bed; so kiss well!
If you don’t know exactly or you’re not so sure how to kiss passionately and skillfully like a REAL MAN and you want to know everything there is to know about it and more, than trust me, you want to check THIS out!
- Try spending a few hours (net) with the new woman that you want to have sex with before you make the move. If you have more comfort and trust building time she will be more receptive to seduction.
- Foreplay: You’ve got to do it if you want a woman ready for sex. Trust me; the longer, the better. If she’s a clean one, you can go down on her.
Now, I must warn you, if you are an impatient person and you try to get to the sex part quickly, you have a VERY good chance of staying alone with your new blue balls…
- If it’s not getting in, use “KY”, “Astroglide” or just use your saliva. (Saliva is full of germs and can cause infections; the other options are way better.) In general, when you can’t get in, you might want to get her warmed up with some more foreplay; that’s usually the solution.
Try to turn her MIND on; that’s the key for getting a woman horny. The idea that she’s here with you doing all this, a second away from being penetrated by an attractive man like yourself, being slutty etc. Ideas like these turn women on. Whisper things in her ear with a sexy masculine voice tone, eye contact her and lead the activity. These will also help you turn her on much more.
- If you do something to her (while making out with her) that you didn’t do before, and she stops you by saying “you know what, maybe we’ve gone far enough” just say “Yea, you’re right” and go a few steps back. Do all the things you’ve done in the last 10 minutes again and now she’s probably going to be hornier and might not stop you this time when you get to that point again.
The other reason why she might not stop you in the second time is, maybe she felt the need to stop you in order to make sure she at least tried not to be a slut, and if she ended up having sex (like all women LOVE) with you, it’s not her fault… (Women…)
- If you had sex with a woman that you like and want to have more sex with her in the future, call her the next day and tell her how much you enjoyed spending time with her last night.
If you don’t call, she will feel like she’s been used and be angry of herself and you’ll be spanking your monkey for another 3 years until someone else agrees to do you a favor…
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